frankly I’d like to know what happened to the emperor’s previous groove
(via kelsification)
it’s all fun and games until the-absolute-funniest-posts reblogs it
excuse you
(via toodopetoexist)
If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.
(via khalrhaego)
When you’re reading a book, and something absolutely amazing happens, and you need to take a breather to let the information sink in.
she’s so perfect seriously can i just have a plastic surgery and make myself look like her
(Source: toffeebluex, via flannabananaa)
Why can’t rappers rap about nice things?
- YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
- put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
- YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
- carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired
- YEAH GIRL IMMA SLAP DAT
- broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself.
- YEAH IMMA GET IN BED WITH YA BABY
- and cuddle with you and watch movies till you fall asleep
(Source: the-vashta-nerada)
isn’t it strange how attractive people are really just a nice-looking arrangement of atoms
like
damn you have a great deoxyribonucleic acid arrangement
(Source: moonythemarauder, via laughatyourproblems)
